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The Seven Year Bitch

Musicals & Operas · Ozozeb Productions · Ages 13+ · 45 mins · United States of America

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the seven year bitch
DAN RUTH certified reviewer June 18, 2026
"The Seven Year Bitch" is a blonde bombshell of a show. With a powerful and sultry belt, (and I mean both of a voice and from her martini, which she miraculously never drops or spills), Shayna Bezozo's performance is an exercise in characterization, controlled physical comedy, and powerhouse vocals and stage presence. This shows proves that "shtick" is only a bad word when you can't pull it off, and Bezozo not only pulls it off, she brings it to its knees. For a cabaret show, the ending of this piece was absolutely not expected and positively brilliant. Bring your butterfly net and strap yourself in.... full review
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ARIA GITTELSON certified reviewer June 08, 2026
tagged as: Must See · Hilarious · satirical · cabaret
Shayna Bezozo is a powerhouse comedian and vocalist. This show was extremely funny. Constant laughs, excellent timing and pacing, and great interactions with her "accompanist". Both performers shined. ... full review
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JEREMY MOODY certified reviewer June 16, 2026
On the surface this show is hilarious and fun, laughing at and with Micki along with Dimitri while we cover her short yet full career through Hollywood's Golden Age. But what Shayna does as a writer and performer is gives us something more and very subtle; she references sex-based power dynamics, control, and exploitation; eating disorders; substance abuse; the obsession to be accepted and loved used as leverage - we are not only looking at how dark Hollywood was for women, but we're forced to ask ourselves, "Is it any better for women now?" and I think this is where the show really hits if you can catch it - it's probably worse now because we should know better. Micki isn't a hero - but an unfortunate inevitable promise once you get a ... full review
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SADIE KENNEDY certified reviewer June 21, 2026
tagged as: grand ol time · silly · raunchy · fun
A silly, sexy, song-fueled romp! Micki Maxwell is a star forever- no matter what anyone says. And you know what? So is Dimitri!!! So much fun, and such a treat for anyone who loves all things Hollywood. Loved every minute! ... full review
the seven year bitch
ALLI HERMAN certified reviewer June 28, 2026
tagged as: cabaret · dark · funny · musical · old hollywood
What a hell of a ride!! Micki/Shayna is a force to be reckoned with! She had the audience on the edge of their seats from the physicality, to the never spilling martini, to the twist ending! ... full review
the seven year bitch
MARIO MORFORD-OBERST certified reviewer June 28, 2026
tagged as: comedy · old hollywood · musical · funny
TSYB is a fun, immersive, and musically driven comedy about a star from the golden age of hollywood and her experience navigating the complexities of fame and the feminine experience in a patriarchal society.... full review
the seven year bitch
SUZANNE SEYFI certified reviewer June 29, 2026
This show, much like its main star, is gorgeous. It's also darkly funny, portraying the rise and fall of a semi-starlet in her own words - although the ending makes the audience question everything. Great jokes, wonderful songs, and pitch-perfect chemistry between the cast makes this show a delight!... full review
the seven year bitch
YOUSAF SAJID certified reviewer June 28, 2026
tagged as: theater · musical comedy
A wildly hilarious comedy musical that combines music, character, and old Hollywood magic. It feels like you're watching a cabaret on Broadway. Shayna's portrayal of a old Hollywood starlet gives Ana de Armas's portrayal of Marilyn a run for her money. ... full review
the seven year bitch
PAT AUGUST certified reviewer June 28, 2026
Shayna kills it. Amazing job. ... full review
the seven year bitch
TORIEGH O'SHORTINO certified reviewer June 22, 2026
tagged as: musical · funny · Oh Mary
Shayna I love your brain so much! You genius!... full review
the seven year bitch