Suzette Ferretti (she/her)

Comedian

I Suck: A Vampire Comedy

suzette ferretti · June 22, 2026 certified reviewer
This was so fun! Seeing Derek seamlessly transform between his characters throughout the show was like magic. The writing was so funny and engaging, I wouldn't miss this one! ... full review

Goodbye. Hello.

suzette ferretti · June 20, 2026 certified reviewer
There's nothing like seeing two talented performers transform their lifelong friendship into art on stage, supported by the heartwarming and funny storytelling of their equally talented writer Eli. Even with one of them being a ghost, the trials and tribulations the characters face throughout their relationship feel very alive. This play emphasizes the painfully beautiful truth that while you may move on after the death of someone you love, they will never be forgotten. And that a goodbye can... full review

Homecoming: A Darkly Funny Tale About Losing My Mom and Finding Myself... Again

suzette ferretti · June 20, 2026 certified reviewer
When they handed me the tissues at will call, I was like psssh, I'm fiiiine. I was NOT fine, but I left knowing I'd be okay. As someone with a show also partially about the death of a parent, this show made me confront how I've gone about processing my own grief, how I honor my loved ones in my art, and how lucky I am to witness other people make something beautiful from their own pain. Please go watch this! ... full review

STRONG STOIC STRAITZ: ALPHA PODCAST FOR MALE KINGS (a musical)

suzette ferretti · June 13, 2026 certified reviewer
This show was so fun and thoughtfully crafted. If I wasn't laughing, I had a dumb smile plastered on my face that really worked out the kinks in my TMJ. The songs were catchy, well-written, and needless to say, I felt super cucked and beta in their presence. ... full review

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