“The North Star Performing Arts High School Class of 2007 Ten Year Reunion Will Be Held As Scheduled With Some Slight Caveats”: When a series of tiny bones are discovered beneath the floor of the multi-purpose gym/theater/cafeteria moments before the North Star Performing Arts High School’s Class of 2007 Ten Year Reunion is about to begin, the past gets unearthed (literally), as long buried secrets are revealed, alliances are tested, and those rumors about the contact improv teacher sleeping with his students resurface. Who is telling the truth, who is lying, and who do these bones belong to? A millenial La ronde-style inquiry into a pre #metoo era.