Sam Ditto has quit a lot of jobs, and she’s turned every awkward, chaotic, and hilarious exit into a musical comedy extravaganza. From working on a farm to traveling the world as a private jet flight attendant, from donning a Disney princess costume to selling popcorn at a movie theater, and even reading tarot cards for strangers. Sam has done it all and left it all behind!
I Quit! is a one-woman musical comedy about saying goodbye to what’s expected, embracing life’s chaos, taking the unconventional route, overcoming depression, and finding humor in the moments everyone else sweeps under the rug. With original songs, sharp writing, and fearless self-deprecation, Sam transforms her bizarre work history into laugh-out-loud storytelling and absurd musical numbers.
Whether you’ve ever walked out of a job, ghosted a gig, or just wanted to scream into the void, I Quit! is your anthem. Come laugh, cringe, and sing along as Sam recounts the jobs she’s left behind… and celebrates the life she’s choosing instead.
Content Warning: This show touches on mental health themes, including references to depression and suicidal thoughts, which may be sensitive for some audiences.