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The Seven Year Bitch

Musicals & Operas · Ozozeb Productions · Ages 13+ · 45 mins · United States of America

Content Warning World Premiere
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Review by JERILYN PAIGE

June 09, 2026
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tagged as: revue · delightful · virtuosic · old hollywood · song · funny

What I liked

The original songs were funny, the set and costume perfect, and I was duly impressed by Shayna’s performance.

What I didn't like

While I thought the affected accent and vocal dynamics added to the character, I did have a little trouble understanding the dialogue when Miki’s voice reached the high pitches. I’d love if you could slow down your speech just a little, enunciate a little more, and take a little bit of the screech out of the highest parts of the register.

My overall impression

Funny, virtuosic, and delightful. Shayna is a talented writer and actress with a beautiful singing voice. A feast for the senses.

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