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The Seven Year Bitch

Musicals & Operas · Ozozeb Productions · Ages 13+ · 45 mins · United States of America

Content Warning World Premiere
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Review by ARIA GITTELSON

June 08, 2026
IMPORTANT NOTE: We cannot certify this reviewer attended a performances of this show because no ticket was purchased through this website or the producer has not verified they attended.
tagged as: Must See · Hilarious · satirical · cabaret

What I liked

Top notch vocal technique from the lead performer, even while chugging a cocktail, tripping and flailing hilariously, and generally being inebriated as hell. Both performers were on the whole time, never breaking or losing energy. The accompanist snacking loudly throughout was so funny. I also loved all the fake movie titles; so historically relevant to the character’s life and super sinister.

What I didn't like

I loved some of the crowd work she did, and if there were more time I would have loved to see more of that! I thought Bezozo’s improv skills from the little we did get to see were clearly very strong, and I think that bringing even more of that to future performances would really sell this larger than life character.

My overall impression

Shayna Bezozo is a powerhouse comedian and vocalist. This show was extremely funny. Constant laughs, excellent timing and pacing, and great interactions with her “accompanist”. Both performers shined.

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