Tired of modern-day America? Come see a COMEDY about a republic’s descent into a fascist emp–– oh. Um, anyway… if you’re a fan of Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar and Antony & Cleopatra, but want to see themboth in one show, AND want to see everyone speak MODERN-DAYAMERICANENGLISH, come on down!
Was Caesar fascist, or progressive, or (gasp)… communist? Was Titus… his ~heated rival~?;) Was Cleopatrasmart as hell, or was she for the streets? Or both!? Will Brutus… do anything?? Will Cassius… kick some ass? Was Marc Antony… nota dumbass? Was Clodius… the most fabulous queer gang leader in all of antiquity? Was Octavian… an overrated twerp? Will Cicero unite the crowd as the self-proclaimed “enlightened centrist” that Gavin Newsom aspires to be? …and WHO the HELL are Pompey and Crassus?
They’ll fight, they’ll fornicate, they’ll make several allegories to the modern day… and they will MAKEYOULAUGH! It’s the greatest story history ever told, and it’s an extravaganza you’ll NEVERFORGET!
Some roles will be gender-bended… because who doesn’t want to see women slay as violent historical figures?