This solo physical comedy is a clown satire based on viral sketches that have reached millions of views online. Reimagined for the stage, it follows an ICE agent who treats his daily life like an influencer vlog—filming “Get Ready With Me” videos with total seriousness, no matter how inappropriate the situation.
Performed almost entirely without words, the show draws from silent-era comedy, juggling, balance, and exaggerated ritual as the agent attempts to maintain control over his family, the public, and his own image. When protesters appear, audience members begin filming him, and his authority repeatedly collapses, his tough-guy persona gives way to increasingly ridiculous behavior.
The piece escalates into superhero fantasies, villainous posturing, and total bureaucratic incompetence, all undercut by the agent’s inability to care for a single dying houseplant. The more power he tries to assert, the funnier—and more fragile—he becomes.
Silly, fast, and intentionally absurd, this show turns internet satire into live clown chaos, exposing how easily manufactured authority falls apart when confronted with reality—and an audience willing to laugh at it.