Crabshley, a human-sized horseshoe crab, travels home for a wedding and learns the painful truth that she still doesn’t fit in. Like everyone else, she wants to be liked, loved, and maybe even get laid. The one-horseshoe crab show is an absurd exploration of societal norms, being a freaky little guy, and the biomedical industry. All in ONE show? How will she do it? The show is hilarious, stupid, and full of all the facts you never wanted to know about horseshoe crabs.
Costume Warning: Giant Big Stupid Horseshoe Crab Costume.
Content Warning: Emotional and Non-Emotional Animal Cruelty