What I liked
It’s a barrage of slapstick and wit that I didn’t want to end. The audience participation was clever without being awkward, mean, or overstaying its welcome; the jokes were incessant; performances done by two clowns in total command of their bodies, their voices, and the audience itself. Given all of the Horrors™️going on in the world, having your anxieties smothered in laughter by the most dynamic duo this side of the Smothers Brothers is not only much needed, but also a reminder of what it is to be human.
And yes yes yes, Heracles (he’s very insistent it’s pronounced that way) and Yuri have astounding tales that make them worthy to be noted in the Book of Absolute Legends, but Marco and Rubio are the unsung heroes that really tie the piece together. No, I’m not going to elaborate further, you’ll have to find out what I mean by that for yourself.
What I didn't like
I PAID FIVE BUCKS AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS SEXY CALENDAR
My overall impression
Absolute Legends! is 75 minutes of pure blissful madness. McFadden and Linic make an uproarious comedic duo that kept the whole audience in stitches from beginning to end. Actually, that’s not true: pre and post show antics were also funny as hell.
