Justin Gauser

Your Invitation to Inner Peace

A groundbreaking immersive health & fitness program to cure moral hypocrisy & cognitive dissonance! Cute fitness attire and chakra crystals recommended. But like, click the not-ad to get all the info.

DOZED & CONFUSED

Carl Kozlowski fell asleep at the wheel of his car, made Oscar-winning actress Hilary Swank think he died mid-interview and had to race an LA bus at 90 mph. Now he's ready to share his craziest narcoleptic misadventures with you. Strap in!