Jordan is a friend to all animals with fur, enemy to all with exoskeletons, spends “too long” researching everything, sarcastically quotes things that he doesn’t agree with that people tell him about himself, and will forget to eat.
He hates the musical interludes on SNL.
He likes to work on cars. He is a mechanical engineer by day, bartender by night and improvises whenever he gets a chance. He hates sleep. But he probably likes you. If you don’t have an exoskeleton.