If you had the chance to sit down with your 11-year-old self and discuss the trajectory of your life over the past 20 years…would you? Would you detail all the debauchery and horrors of your shame publicly in an effort to, I don’t know, do better by them? Luckily, you don’t have to…because I’ll be doing it for you. This one-hour show will cover everything from my first taste of masturbation to the moment I came out to my family. Funny enough, both moments are exactly 20 years apart. This show balances cringe, wit, and heart in a way only I can; tenderly force-fed down your throat. This wildly inventive comedy explores the lies we tell ourselves to cope with the shame and disappointment of living a life disingenuous. It’s explosive, it’s funny, it’s a little sad at times, but most importantly: it’s super fucking honest.
