CHRISTINEHAUERYOU? I’ll tell you. Come see a one-lady cabaret celebrating imagination AND excavating epiphanies. Yes, jokes and stories, yes, poems and songs, YES brazen attempts to make 60 minutes a little more playful, twinkly and distinct et al. OH and yes, there will be invisible lawn gnomes.
I’m Christine Hauer, by the way, and the title of this is intentional. Massaging the cabaret structure with velvet gloves and maybe a little pluck, my hope is to dig into the holes of my head for bits of TBD that perhaps we can all relate to OR simply enjoy discussing together. Expect a dash of stand-up comedy material, a few stories and acted out scenes, (nods) improv, poems and songs I wrote and scented, and I’ll be sharing a wink of choreographed moves, hold for Ms Rhoda from 4th grade Jazz class as she chasse gasps. AND, most excitingly for me, I’ll finally get to share, out loud, the fireworks moment in my life that lit up not only my entire universe but also…OHKNOWRANOUTOFCHARACTERS! Join me, won’t you?
APPENDIX: to sweeten the deal
I’m 32, single and dating myself; a protective/alpha/lady; sober by way of not being sober; grew up in a tiny town in the South but really grew up in NYC in my 20s; masters in business bc the economy crashed when I graduated college; libra and bunny; i like other people to cook for me; I enjoy long flights and longer movies; my improv style is Louder Voice; i kid i kid; i think i’ve lived here before and that I will come back again and remember this show fondly; i have ADHD and no tattoos; i’ve been wanting to do a one lady show for 5 years and I can’t wait to share a space with you!