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Not So Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them: A Cabaret

Comedy · Ventriloquist · Ages 21+ · United States of America

One Person Show World Premiere
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not so fantastic beasts and where to find them: a cabaret

Review by LUKA NOVAK

June 15, 2026
IMPORTANT NOTE: We cannot certify this reviewer attended a performances of this show because no ticket was purchased through this website or the producer has not verified they attended.

What I liked

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What I didn't like

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