“Everything I Need to Know I Learned From Ethel Merman is a showtune-filled, laughter inducing, “one-man show” about growing up gay in a Pentecostal household in the bible belt where his only saviors were community theater, an old record player, and the vinyl recordings of Broadway’s greatest diva! Featuring some of her most well-known songs such as “You’re The Top,” “I Got Lost In His Arms,” and “Everything’s Coming Up Roses.” It just goes to show that it doesn’t just get better, it gets fabulous!