MALLORY is beginning her freshman year of college. She finds herself surrounded by her university’s rampant hook-up culture and desperately wants to be accepted into it. With no one to turn to, no friends and an over-eager Grandma, MALLORY accidentally summons a supernatural and completely kinky “Fairy Godmother”—better known as BELINDA the BADBITCH. BELINDA tries with every leather-clad inch of her sexual being to teach MALLORY the proper protocol of hooking up. The kinkier the better…right?