So You Want to be a Vampire

What I liked

The blood cannon was cool. I guess.

What I didn't like

The story was almost cool. But then it felt short and weak and somehow underdeveloped and pedantic. All at once. It couldn’t quite figure out waht it wanted to be for me, so it ended up not being ANYthing.

My overall impression

I just felt bored by this when all was done. It wasn’t good or bad or even indifferent for me. It was just…a thing that happened and I saw it and there we are.