CHARACTERSINCLUDE: DREW: “NICE” JEWISHBOY. HIPSTER. PLAYER. SON OF FAMOUSFEMINIST. MAJORING IN POST-MODERNCRITICALINQUIRY. SUPERENTITLED. GETSDIGITSUPONENTERINGANYROOM. ABOUT TO MEETHISMATCH, NOTEVENCLOSE TO READY. JULES: EXTREMEBOHO. STRUGGLING TO WRITETHEGREATAMERICANNOVEL. WICKEDSHARP. ONLYDATESMULTI-ETHNICGUYSANDGIRLS. THINKSSHEKNOWSWHOSHE IS ANDWHATSHEWANTS, BUT SHE’S REMARKABLYCLUELESS. TEDDI: STRIKINGLOOK. FIERCEATTITUDE. BEENAROUNDTHEBLOCKTOOMANYTIMESNOT TO KNOWBETTERTHAN TO GO AROUNDAGAIN, DOESANYWAY. CAREERSTUDENT. OWNSALLTHAT IS LEOPARDPRINT. REDLIPSTICK. PROUDMOOCH. LARA: TIGHTLYWOUND. TOOPRETTY. SHREWDSORORITYCHICKWITH AN MRS. PLAN OF ATTACK. NO FILTERS. HIGHMAINTENANCE. MAJORING IN ARTHISTORYANDMUSICAPPRECIATION, LIKESNEITHER. NARCISSIST. MATTY: MUSICIAN. A LITTLECRAZY. TEDDYBEAR. COULD’VE GONEGREEK IF HE WASN’T A LITTLETOOGRANOLA. BIGDREAMS, SURPRISINGTALENT, ZEROFOLLOW-THROUGH. UNDECLARED IN COLLEGEAND IN LIFE.