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Get Ready With Me To Kill My Parents! with Claudia Lonow

Solo Theatre · Hot Lava Girl · Ages 16+ · 1hr · United States of America

Content Warning Free Show One Person Show Pay What You Can World Premiere
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get ready with me to kill my parents! with claudia lonow

Review by CHARLES ZIARKO

June 28, 2026 certified reviewer

What I liked

Plenty of film clips and evocative props, including an unforgettable orange dildo, which gets quite a workout!

What I didn't like

Could ANY title be less-engaging than this one, even if one goes to the show hoping it will be “all in fun”? WHO’S MY CLOWN? would have drawn me in, since it coincides with anecdotal imagery that recurs often. Or maybe it would be easier just to call it THE END OF THE ROAD, which it certainly seems to be.

My overall impression

CLAUDIA LONOW’s teen years of Fame and Fortune are long gone. Like so many others, they devolved into a much longer lifetime of extensive sex (and NOTHING goes unshared!) and expensive drugs. Saturday’s matinee audience thought it was a lotta laughs—-some due to clever mocking quips, and many mightily misplaced. The full house seemed to be mainly Friends and Family—-including The Parents themselves, absorbing it all at every performance! Surprising that she zings her Stepfather but never even mentions her Birth Father from Mom’s 1st marriage!

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get ready with me to kill my parents! with claudia lonow