I Suck: A Vampire Comedy

I had a fantastic time at I Suck - A Vampire Comedy. The concept was original, hilarious, and surprisingly heartfelt. The performer carried the entire production with incredible energy, seamlessly switching between humor, vulnerability, and absurdity. What could have been a simple comedy became a clever exploration of loneliness, purpose, and the challenges of existing for centuries when you're stuck in a rut. The writing was sharp, witty, and full of unexpected laughs, while the character felt relatable despite being, well, a vampire. The performer’s timing and stage presence kept the audience engaged from beginning to end. I found myself laughing one moment and genuinely empathizing with the character the next.... full review

Derek’s “Stan” does NOT, in fact, suck, as both tortured subject and unwitting guide in a journey that traverses the terrestrial, the celestial, and the infernal in pursuit of the answer to that most ancient question: “What’s it all about?” The writing is at turns hilarious and heartfelt, with Derek Heeren showing impressive range and energy as he inhabits multiple characters throughout the performance. The magic of it all is, of course, the existential itch needing to be scratched at the center of all the supernatural quirkiness. A really delightful time at the theater.... full review

What a hilarious fun clever solo show! Super performance of excellent character work…funny take on vamps and a heartfelt human side too! ... full review

Had no idea what I was getting into with this show but I really enjoyed it! ... full review

Derek Heeren brings a fresh dose of blood to the Hollywood Fringe Festival with I SUCK: A Vampire Comedy. This witty solo show turns one vampire’s eternal identity crisis into an inventive, funny, and unexpectedly moving hour of theatre.... full review

I will never think about a vampire the same way ever again! This was such a hilarious, clever and insightful exploration of the meaning of life (for both vampires and humans!). Derek is an amazing actor who fully transforms into each character and delivers each witty line with heart and perfect comic timing. Make time in your busy Fringe schedules to see this!!... full review

Amazing writing, acting, and stagecraft!... full review

Really clever… A vampire tries to cope with an existential crisis when he realizes he’ll exist forever! ‘Stan’s’ odyssey is both hilarious and, uh, human; Satan’s staff meeting is laugh out loud funny.... full review