Ze variety, ze energy, und ze ass.
Could haff used more ass imho.
Come (wink) to Club Clown for ART, to FEEL SOMESINK, und to CELEBRATE ZE HUMAN CONDITION, YA?
Ziss iz not “clowning” as a funny-haha-look-how-silly-are-my-extremely-large-shoes, no, go elsewhere for your cotton candy popcorn laughter.
If El-Ay ist ze capital of Clown, ze hottest night spot in ze capital is at ze Broadvater.