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What I liked
LA’s hottest club has everything. Muscle-bound lobsters. Unhinged lumberjacks. Jeff. VIPs in Snuggies. So many drugs. Light-up schlongs. Cumming from applause. Peter Jackson, director of The Lovely Bones. Pickup lines + dance moves. Prehensile hips. Water filtration. Tight security. DJ S&M. Confessions. A 10-minute dance party. Judgement of clowns. And of course, an MC with a badonkadonk that’s bringing the funkadonk.
What I didn't like
Murder on the Dancefloor is a great song for the middle of a dance party, but ending on it? When the opener was ABBA? Gimme gimme gimme a high-BPM song! (please!)
My overall impression
So hot! So exclusive! So sexy!
