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I Totally Would've Had a Threesome With You

Comedic Theatre · Ellen Relac · Ages 15+ · 1hr · United States of America

Content Warning World Premiere
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i totally would've had a threesome with you
MATTHEW MARCUS certified reviewer June 14, 2026
tagged as: coming of age · Summer Camp · friendship · beauty · Truth · freedom · Love · sex
This was an earnest, unflinching portrait of young love--the ineffable, overwhelming passions of youth that leave indelible impacts during our formative years. A story that reminds the audience of that one summer, that one semester, those starlit nights that dared us to take control or be controlled by forces of physical desire, love, drugs, trauma, friendship, freedom.... It reminds us of a time when, for better and for worse, it was even hard to tell the difference.... full review
i totally would've had a threesome with you
LILY KERRIGAN certified reviewer June 14, 2026
Ellen Relac is the next John Guare. If you've seen the show, you know exactly what I mean. If you haven't seen the show, go see it and you'll agree.... full review
i totally would've had a threesome with you
K.C. BRUNSWICK certified reviewer June 14, 2026
An electric 90-minutes of laughs--and even the occasional howl--following the story of four camp counselors' wild nights off in a staff lounge. Every scene of this piece forced us to lean further and further in our seats as we waited to see how these staff members' messy relationships would collapse on each other.... full review
i totally would've had a threesome with you
ANONYMOUS certified reviewer June 14, 2026
Total raunchy summer fun. Laugh til you cry type of show. The performances were brilliant, loved the subtleties of Lydia and her story of heartache.... full review
i totally would've had a threesome with you
ANONYMOUS certified reviewer June 13, 2026
tagged as: charming · grounded · real
Loved it. Such a nuanced dramedy about what it means to be young and in love. Incredible performances. Ellen's big monologue in it was outstanding/ ... full review
i totally would've had a threesome with you
KYLEE Q ROBINSON certified reviewer June 13, 2026
tagged as: counselor love · comedy · camp
This play was so CAMP! Very niche. Fun show, lots of laugh out loud funny moments. ... full review
i totally would've had a threesome with you
JOHN KLENK certified reviewer June 13, 2026
tagged as: adult · camp
This is a funny and heart-rending play. It deals with relationships and sexuality from the perspective of college-students in a way that is both unfiltered and deeply empathetic. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll leave wanting S'mores.... full review
i totally would've had a threesome with you
LOUISA BROTT certified reviewer June 13, 2026
The writing, the acting, and the direction was absolutely fantastic. I can’t say enough praise for how much I adored this show. It wasn’t interactive but that didn’t stop the whole audience from gasping and involuntarily shouting at times because we were all so incredibly engrossed in the performances.... full review
i totally would've had a threesome with you
ANONYMOUS certified reviewer June 10, 2026
I enjoyed this play. It’s a fun, playful and engaging way to explore early relationships / sexuality of a group of college kids. The writing stands out in this piece. ... full review
i totally would've had a threesome with you
MICHAELA MILLER certified reviewer June 09, 2026
Loved the concept and setting of the summer camp - and great performances!! ... full review
i totally would've had a threesome with you