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Oh Constantine!

Comedic Theatre · The Society of the Cellar · Ages 16+ · United States of America

World Premiere

Saturday June 28 2025, 10:30 PM | 55 mins

Zephyr Theatre (Zephyr Theatre), 7456 Melrose Avenue

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Bishop

General Admission as a Ordained Bishop! You’ve Been Elevated. Welcome to the council! This gets you a seat, a bishop hat to wear during the show, and the subtle thrill of ecclesiastical power.
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With your discount code you’re officially part of the Nicene power structure This gets you a Bishop hat for the show and a seat at the council! Congrats, on your ecclesiastical preferment Bishop!
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Confessor

ONLY 4 VIP SEATS PER SHOW! Tortured by empire, and yet you still fight on, with genuine genuflection. Only those who are most faithful to the church are called Confessor. Preach to the front row! VIP STATUS
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Pontificus Maximus

ONLY 4 VIP SEATS PER SHOW! As Pontificus Maximus you are Chief priest of the Roman state, keeper of public faith. You are both revered and deeply feared. You get a front row seat, a bishop hat for the show.
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Augusta of Rome

ONLY 4 VIP SEATS AVAILABLE PER SHOW! Augusta: Matriarch of the empire with Helena-level energy. You basically run things. You’ll get a front row ticket, Oh Constantine swag as well as digital comic sans version of the Nicene creed.
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Caesar of Rome

ONLY 4 VIP SEATS AVAILABLE PER SHOW! Hail Caesar! Heir to the empire. Might be murdered, might inherit everything. Either way, iconic. Glory, betrayal, and theological fistfights await. Front Row Seats, a take home bishop hat and other Oh Constantine! goodies.
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Pope

ONLY 2 VIP SEATS AVAILABLE PER SHOW! You’ve reached the top of the theological food chain. With all previous perks, + Executive Producer credit, a Nicene “Papal Bull” commemorating your support + a personal thank-you video from Constantine with maximum ceremony and incense. • All previous perks • Executive Producer credit • Framed Papal Bull (thank-you decree) • Over-the-top in-character thank-you video
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Most Divine Emperor

ONLY 2 VIP SEATS PER SHOW! You are Constantine. You ARE the council. You may rewrite the Creed. • All previous perks • Personalized Constantine-style robe or cape • Autographed trading cards from the cast • Front-row seats to all shows + shoutout in curtain speech
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God

ONLY ONE VIP SEAT PER SHOW. You are God now, you get VIP seating to the remaining shows, a cast signed script and poster, a full set of Oh Constantine Trading Cards and you may alter one (non-essential) detail of the production. Your name will be spoken reverently during post-show wine rituals and you'll have our eternal gratitude (and fear).
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Arch-Deacon

ONLY 5 AVAILABLE PER SHOW! Archdeacon has that great middle-management, ecclesiastical energy and we see all the hard work you’re putting into the church and serving your Bishop, you deserve a break, let’s keep it between us the almighty.
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