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Oh Constantine!

Comedic Theatre · The Society of the Cellar · Ages 16+ · 55 mins · United States of America

World Premiere

About the Project

History gets hilariously messy in OH, CONSTANTINE! This sharp comedy catapults you into the Byzantine chaos of 325 A.D., where Emperor Constantine wrangles bishops, egos, and heresies at the First Council of Nicaea. Imagine a theology debate where the stakes are eternal but the squabbles are absurdly petty. Four bishops (each more ridiculous than the last) and a mysterious barmaid with secrets turn divine disputes into a holy mess of wit, antics, and outright lunacy. Is Jesus God? Or just God-adjacent? Forget your textbooks, this is history like you’ve never laughed at it before. Come for the theology, stay for the unholy laughter!

If you’d like to support our show going to Edinburgh, follow this link: https://seedandspark.com/fund/oh-constantine-play#story

Production Team

jan-david soutar

jan-david soutar 

playwright / director / producer
Tanya Dickson

tanya dickson *

marketing manager
Courtney Stepleton

courtney stepleton 

production designer
Hailey Springer

hailey springer 

costume designer
miles berman

miles berman *

lighting designer
Michael Lea

michael lea 

stage manager

CAST

Cameron  Ley

cameron ley *

constantine
Cole Parker

cole parker 

nick (eusebius of nicomedia
Nestor Vinelli

nestor vinelli 

(saint) nicholas of myra / bishop alexander
Nandi Sharma

nandi sharma 

athanaisius / crispus / stablekeep
Hannah Arungwa

hannah arungwa 

understudy (nick/eust/st nick/alexander)

Music

* Fringe Veteran

oh constantine!