Em Bolka (they/she)
Producer
SAM
em bolka
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June 27, 2024
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A parody-licious talent showcase of a pitch perfect performer. She acts her ass off, and it’s just as funny in the subtext as it is on the surface. Sam is supremely charismatic, and their journey is wholly relatable, at least to anyone peripherally involved in “the industry”. In my personal journey of loving acting, and hating rejection, I too have learned to find purpose and joy in producing and comedy. Which, although largely colored by my own perspective, seems to be a big part of the message ...
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My Little Phobia
em bolka
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June 22, 2024
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Emily is hilarious and captivating in this aesthetically adorable, and cognitively rich solo show. It’s cute, clever, deep, and intriguing. The production design is beyond delightful. Every single piece of pink and purple, however relevant or absurd they might be. Markoe invites the audience into a captivating mash-up of play time & time capsule, as she journeys through the memories preserved in her reimagining of her childhood bedroom complete with conversations with her equestrian action figure...
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Mel McGlensey is MOTORBOAT
em bolka
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June 20, 2024
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If a d*sney princess was a boat, and that boat was a bop it, and that bop-it-boat was embodied by a cute kinky hilarious clown! - She’s busty & she’s brilliant! The show is physical & engaging for both the performer and the audience. It’s a delight to watch her win over the audience. Silly with a sprinkle of sincerity. Coming of age, rebellion, and self-discovery, explored through the lens of a beautiful boat. ...
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The Best Man Show
em bolka
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June 20, 2024
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“The Best Man Show” was hilarious, delightful, and relevant. He had us all enraptured in laugher throughout the show. Mark is a great performer and an excellent improviser. the interactions with the audiences members become entirely part of the whole experience. It’s also an exploration of love, for self and others. It’s not the deepest show in the world, but for how funny it is, there was lots of good meat. It’s clear he’s making fun of himself with the content, but the character righteous indig...
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The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring: Extended Edition: Part 2
em bolka
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June 19, 2024
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One man, dressed as Gandalph, retells in vivid detail on half hour of cinema. Riley was such a commanding presence. The accurate parts were incredible and hilarious spot on, the voices! the eyes! and the not so accurate parts were still hilarious anyway. Not that I would really know. I’ve watched all of the lord of rings exactly one time and the particular insistence of an ex. Maybe that whole year and a half of sh*t was worth so that I could fully enjoy this raucous performance this evening. The...
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Me Be Me
em bolka
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June 19, 2024
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It's like if the monologue from Barbie was less corny and more accessible…and funny! Serena is such a talented performer as she gracefully glides us in and out of the various folders of her mind. Heartfelt and heartwarming. At times it hit the ouch but good feeling, like a massage to a sore muscle, and hilarious! I wish I had one of these for every single one of my friends. An hour long breakdown of the internal jokes and conversations she has with herself complete with all the digital footnotes ...
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Modern Butchood
em bolka
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June 18, 2024
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A lovely piece of theatre by a talented artist. A well written narrative/fiction that feels a little like a radio play with nearly constant speech/sound. Sharp wit and well timed laughs, with tender moments too. The subject matter wrestles with codependency and future tripping (woof). We barely learn the name of the protagonist, as her world is so overshadowed by her consumption with her girlfriend, or ex, or new fling, or whoever it is she is focusing on that isn’t herself. Remarkably relatable,...
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Resting Slut Face
em bolka
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June 18, 2024
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In this hour of stand-up, Orchid walks us through her unique upbringing as she holds space for her younger self and pokes fun at current herself. A self aware exploration of judging books by their covers. ...
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The Dolphin I Loved
em bolka
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June 16, 2024
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“The Dolphin I Loved” is now officially a show that I loved. Kelly Reilly tenderly and hilariously tells the unbelievable but true tale of a rescue dolphin, an unlikely researcher, and their wild bond. “It’s a true story, Look it up” she told us more than once. And I did. And it is. This show is every bit as clever as it is absurd.
Such a captivating performance, you’ll almost forget she’s wearing tiny hands attached to wrists of the wetsuit the whole time. The audience roared with laughter thro...
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JUST THE TIP
em bolka
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June 16, 2024
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John Schnitzer is Hilarious in this Wonderfully expressive hour of Delightful storytelling. Excellently crafted and executed. John offers genuine insights on our modern word with a sprinkle of existential inquiry, as he explores memories and stories spanning from his adolescence to present day with his unique blend of goofy and sardonic wit. ...
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