Drew Petriello (he/him)

(this show is deranged and delirious, go see it) A snail is a shelled gastropod. The name is most often applied to land snails, terrestrial pulmonate gastropod molluscs. However, the common name snail is also used for most of the members of the molluscan class Gastropoda that have a coiled shell that is large enough for the animal to retract completely into. When the word "snail" is used in this most general sense, it includes not just land snails but also numerous species of sea snails and fr... full review

Screamingly funny throughout, it's finally time we learned what being adopted by ol' Daddy Warbucks did to that little scamp, the primary answer being: neuroses.... full review

Utterly unhinged. Deranged beyond belief. Clowning at its finest. Sit in the front row for a 4D experience.... full review

Beautifully written and excellently staged, but there were some odd choices in the central performance. Still very much worth your time, however.... full review

Insightful, creative, and of course, very funny. But also sad. Look, there's a lot going on and Ariel's just trying to keep his head above water, trying not to down. A candid look into society and the self that refuses to delve into "poor me" territory.... full review

Well performed, integrating hip-hop in ways that proved both fun and profound.... full review

I know this isn't going to sound like great praise, but it's truly something that the Attic Collective were able to pull off a play that lives in the nightmares of theatre majors in a way that wasn't boring. It was, in fact, supremely compelling, imaginative, and spellbinding.... full review

I'm so glad I was roped into seeing this show on a whim.... full review

What can't Laser do? He can come up with jokes that leave the audience gasping for air, he can write songs that are catchy and hit the heart, and he can tell stories in ways the will captivate you, all while dissecting what it means to be trans masc. Laser is my new best friend, and he could be yours if you see A Shark Ate My Penis.... full review

I haven't seen a whole lot of burlesque so I don't have much of a standard to judge it by, but I don't think that matters because I had a blast.... full review