Cherries, Rare & Fair: A Quest for Orgasmic Rainbows

band of thieves productions · Ages 21+ · United States of America

OFFICIAL WINNER OF THE HOLLYWOOD ENCORE PRODUCERS AWARD! HFF23 Community Award Nominee for Best Musical and Opera! A weather dragon plagues a quaint (yet highly promiscuous) village with unrelenting rainstorms after they fail to provide it with a virgin offering. In order to stop the rain, two perpetually horny villagers set off on a quest to find some willing “cherries, rare & fair” to appease the beast and bring back the sunshine. Best described as “Monty Python meets Rocky Horror,” this immersive musical set in medieval times is told like an old fashioned radio show brought to life! Uplifting and sex positive, “Cherries, Rare & Fair” is an LGBTQ fluid friendly romp full of catchy original songs, plot twists, mythical creatures, hilarious dance sequences and visual surprises. The show has inclusive, feel good vibes, euphoric music, and is loaded with colorful characters — sexually frustrated mythical creatures, pompous pimps, clever prostitutes, virtuous virgins, and nature nymphos! The audience is encouraged to dress up (drag, burlesque, villager, fantastical beast) and join in the fun, while sampling signature cocktails, pastries, and otherwise “becoming the forest” on this mythical quest for orgasmic rainbows.

Production Team


dahiana bilbao *

red velvet/nature nympho

taylor bailey *

coco cookie/nature nympho

andrea lara *

alice twyster/cherry pie

ben mayhew *

hansel/john

zander raphael *

apalala the dragon/fergie/john

jon cody *

the king/barty

sarah schulte *

sweet molasses

gus reeves *

writer/composer

daria good *

anne twyster/butter praline

* Fringe Veteran