SHITTY AWFUL EVERYTHING HITS MORE TROUBLE!

Shitty Awful Everything

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Not 24 hours after actor Schmaul Leschmofs walked from the production citing, “no comment,” and his immediate replacement by 80s icon, Gary Busey’s son; late 90s heartthrob Jake Busey, reports show two more actors have dropped from the project.

Although director Kyle Cooper again refuses to name names, he insists that, “Just because Schmimmy Schmaxine Schmields and Schmiss Schmoss left our show does not affect their standings as true originals in the world of theatre and as horrible people.” When asked if he meant to insult those two actors when it sounded like he was going to compliment them, Cooper simply replied, “Aren’t we all?” then adjusted his beret and lit a cigarette.

Rather than casting more replacement actors, Jake Busey will be absorbing the various roles of the two who have walked from the project.

Playwright Kevin Swanstrom commented on the new cast shake up, “I know I speak for everyone when I say we couldn’t be more excited to watch Jake tackle all these roles. Watching him work is truly a thing to behold. I mean, look at all those teeth! And his eyes— how can he make them so squinty? What an actor. He is a true master of the craft. It’s like I’m watching Gary Busey in the flesh, only 20 years younger and slightly less terrifying.”

Come see heartthrob Jake Busey and his 18 roles, in the flesh, this Friday night at 10pm at the OMR Theatre!

SHITTY AWFUL EVERYTHING opens June 3 at the OMR Theatre at the Complex Theatres at 6468 Santa Monica Blvd. Performances are as follows: Friday, June 3 – 10pm; Thursday, June 9 – 7pm; Saturday, June 18 – 12am; Tuesday, June 21 – 9:15pm; and Thursday, June 23 – 9pm. For tickets, visit http://hff16.org/3545.