EVERYONE'S GOT A ZOMBIE PLAN!

How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse

But is it the right plan?

Three years ago a dedicated team of experts got together in the United Kingdom, under the leadership of Dr Dale Seslick, to ensure that the myths and misconceptions surrounding those pesky undead were lifted for good in order that everyone could thrive and survive when the dead start to revive. (As long as they were marginally intelligent and rated above a 7 on a basic scale of attractiveness).

This June, for the first time ever, the team are leaving the relative safety of the School of Survival on the tiny island of Britain to travel to the Hollywood Fringe to share the knowledge they have gained with audiences at Theatre Asylum.

Don’t think you need their help? Well, had you realised that the best form of transport during the apocalypse is a giraffe? Were you aware that 9 out of 10 survivalists rated a big pointy stick (BPS) higher than a chainsaw as their weapon of choice in laboratory tests? And did you know that Break dancing, body popping and skipping will all be of use when the zombies rise, however, line dancing is frankly a waste of time (before, during and after the apocalypse)

These insights and many more (including what your instant reaction to the rise of the dead should be, how to classify a zombie, who to take with you on your team and what methods of counselling work best) will all be part of this interactive seminar that not only teaches you how to survive but tests if you can.

So join the School of Survival from June 16th-26th at Theatre Asylum and learn from the best (11 four star reviews, best comedy show award, 2 sell out years at the Edinburgh Fringe) Brain Destruction is Guaranteed.

Tickets $15.00
Available from : www.hollywoodfringe.org
Available from : 323-455-4585

Website : www.howtosurviveazombieapocalypse.co.uk
Press Contact : Ben Muir / [email protected] /
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Dates and Times :
Thurs June 16th – 7.00pm
Fri June 17th – 5.30pm
Fri June 17th – 10.00pm
Sat June 18th – 2.30pm
Sat June 18th – 8.30pm
Sun June 19th – 7.00pm
Mon June 20th – 10.00pm
Tues June 21st – 10.00pm
Wed June 22nd – 10.00pm
Thurs June 23rd – 10.00pm
Fri June 24th – 10.00pm
Sat June 25th – 7.00pm
Sat June 25th – 11.30pm
Sun June 26th – 4.00pm