Sexy

An Evening of Feathers, Cancan & Glitz à la mode de Paris. Cabaret Versatile's CARPE NOCTEM invites you on an intimate journey of authentic French Cabaret, where the personalities of five Parisian Cabaret dancers unfold to the sensual music of Max Raabe, Juliette Greco and Enoch Light among others.

What matters more - the size of the boat, the motion of the ocean or Jeremy Lin? Find out as you're whisked on a wild visit to an Asian massage parlor in NYC and offered a rare glimpse into a surprising, comical and sometimes sad world generally seen through almond-shaped eyes.

It's December 21, 2012, the date the Hopi, the Egyptians and Nostradamus and others said the world would to end. An eclectic group of apocalyptic-obsessed freaks and geeks assemble in San Bernardino's Community Center to rock their theories, hawk books and maybe even get laid before it's over.

In this solo performance show, a young woman recounts the experience of falling for a man 15 years her senior. She is swept off her feet by the mysterious and overwhelmingly desirable Piano Man, struggling to navigate her first adult romance as the waters get deeper.

Burnt's roommate, Randy, an uptight Born Again, has just found his stash and is calling the cops. What's a just-trying-to-make-tuition drug dealer to do? When Randy's little sister Gwen arrives, Burnt is forced to either bury the truth or bury himself in this bittersweet rush of almost-romance.