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A satirical retelling of Lord of the Flies. Except it's five 12 year old girls. And they are in a middle school classroom. Alone. And a school wide lockdown has just been announced.

Everything is fine. Meet Baby - happy to be a wife, mom, and citizen to a new land. Yet, as she awaits her husband's return from interstellar diplomacy, probing questions into his mission unearths long-hidden truths shaking up the new and foreign realities she now faces. But, everything is fine...

The size of your body is the least interesting thing about you. Despite this, lifelong fat girl Ariella Salinas Fiore is going to spend an hour talking about hers. Fat girl, fat girl ally, or just fat curious? Come learn how to take up space, be sexy, and topple the patriarchy!