COLTERRORISM II: THE NESTLE QUIKENING

comedy · cmf · Ages 21+ · world premiere · one person show · United States
Part slideshow, part keynote, free association at times, a tap from my consciousness. Tales of international travel, dating, animal attacks, hot air balloon crashes, radioactive journeys, celebrity encounters, drugs, world history and poor life choices are fancifed by images, animation and video.
Part slideshow, part keynote, free association at times, a tap from my consciousness. Tales of international travel, dating, animal attacks, hot air balloon crashes, radioactive journeys, celebrity encounters, drugs, world history and poor life choices are fancifed by images, animation and video.

TAKE ME TO THE POORHOUSE

comedy · take me to the poorhouse · Ages 13+ · world premiere · one person show · Nigeria
WINNER: BEST INTERNATIONAL, NOMINEE: DUENDE DISTINCTION A sparkling new comedy about a middle-class Nigerian 3rd grader who dreams of becoming poor to win the heart of her popular classmate. A fresh glimpse of African life about a girl eager to reject herself in to order to feel like she belongs.
WINNER: BEST INTERNATIONAL, NOMINEE: DUENDE DISTINCTION A sparkling new comedy about a middle-class Nigerian 3rd grader who dreams of becoming poor to win the heart of her popular classmate. A fresh glimpse of African life about a girl eager to reject herself in to order to feel like she belongs.

SPIN PROCTORS

comedy · straitjacket society · Ages 18+ · flashing lights · world premiere · United States
Spin Proctors is a fast pace in your face sketch comedy show born from the creative minds of Michael Proctor and Joe Spina. The show is also being produced and directed by Michael Proctor. If you're looking to laugh this show delivers. If you don't like to laugh, well that's unfortunate.
Spin Proctors is a fast pace in your face sketch comedy show born from the creative minds of Michael Proctor and Joe Spina. The show is also being produced and directed by Michael Proctor. If you're looking to laugh this show delivers. If you don't like to laugh, well that's unfortunate.

HARMON LEON IN IRONIC/NOT IRONIC

comedy · harmon leon inc. · Ages 15+ · one person show · United States
A hit at comedy festivals worldwide. Is it ironic or NOT ironic? See and decide... "Hilarious!” –Howard Stern
 “One funny motherf*cker!” –Jimmy Kimmel
 “A comedy force to be reckoned with.” *****Edinburgh List
A hit at comedy festivals worldwide. Is it ironic or NOT ironic? See and decide... "Hilarious!” –Howard Stern
 “One funny motherf*cker!” –Jimmy Kimmel
 “A comedy force to be reckoned with.” *****Edinburgh List

THAT'S FUNNY. YOU DIDN'T SOUND BLACK ON THE PHONE.

comedy · big guns big tobacco · Ages 16+ · one person show · United States
Still funny. Still not sounding black. Szathmari returns with politically incorrect tales of self-discovery taking her from extreme rural Maryland to boarding school via The Preppy Handbook to Budapest and black again. Dark, comedy from a dark comedian.
Still funny. Still not sounding black. Szathmari returns with politically incorrect tales of self-discovery taking her from extreme rural Maryland to boarding school via The Preppy Handbook to Budapest and black again. Dark, comedy from a dark comedian.

UNTITLED: WE'RE DOING A PLAY

comedy · equal acts productions · Ages 14+ · world premiere · United States
It's two weeks to opening night and there's no play, but who cares when love triangles, mistaken identities, and a hangman's noose are involved?! Come see what our moms are calling the "funniest play ever written!"
It's two weeks to opening night and there's no play, but who cares when love triangles, mistaken identities, and a hangman's noose are involved?! Come see what our moms are calling the "funniest play ever written!"

MATT & BEN

comedy · io west · United States
"Matt & Ben" depicts its Hollywood golden boys – before J-Lo, before Gwyneth, before Oscar... before anyone actually gave a damn. When the screenplay for Good Will Hunting drops mysteriously from the heavens, the boys realize they're being tested by a Higher Power.
"Matt & Ben" depicts its Hollywood golden boys – before J-Lo, before Gwyneth, before Oscar... before anyone actually gave a damn. When the screenplay for Good Will Hunting drops mysteriously from the heavens, the boys realize they're being tested by a Higher Power.

ABSOLUTELY FILTHY (AN UNAUTHORIZED PEANUTS PARODY)

comedy · a sacred fools production · Ages 17+ · flashing lights · includes nudity · United States
An unauthorized parody of Peanuts, a critically acclaimed dark comedy for mature audiences only and a night after which you will never look at a hula-hoop the same way again.
An unauthorized parody of Peanuts, a critically acclaimed dark comedy for mature audiences only and a night after which you will never look at a hula-hoop the same way again.

DELILAH DIX-AMERICAS SHOWGIRL

comedy · what a bunch of dix inc. · Ages 16+ · United States
Delilah Dix is in the slammer for smuggling an orphan in an endangered koala skin over state lines. In this 1 hour maniacal musical comedy, take a trip down memory lane with our biggest, brightest, currently disease free, America's Showgirl!
Delilah Dix is in the slammer for smuggling an orphan in an endangered koala skin over state lines. In this 1 hour maniacal musical comedy, take a trip down memory lane with our biggest, brightest, currently disease free, America's Showgirl!

COCKTALES

comedy · mahoobla productions in association with jack zullo · Ages 21+ · world premiere · United States
It takes a lot more than platform shoes to take it to the top. 1970's hollywood themed improv. Directed by Miles Stroth. Presented by Mahoobla Productions in association with Jack Zullo.
It takes a lot more than platform shoes to take it to the top. 1970's hollywood themed improv. Directed by Miles Stroth. Presented by Mahoobla Productions in association with Jack Zullo.

ONE MAN SHOW: A DUET

comedy · oxymoron masterpiece theatre · Ages 18+ · world premiere · United States
This two man one man show chronicles the trials and tribulations of a lonely loser named Tim, as told by the Left and Right sides of his brain. It just might change your life! Maybe.
This two man one man show chronicles the trials and tribulations of a lonely loser named Tim, as told by the Left and Right sides of his brain. It just might change your life! Maybe.

WHITE TRASH WEDDING AND A FUNERAL

comedy · la comedy sauce · Ages 18+ · includes nudity · United States
A liquor-swillin', trailer-dwellin', hillbilly sex romp. A white trash bride plots to marry the dimwitted, alcoholic nephew of a septic tank millionaire and kill both. Drinkin', swearin',fightin & fornicatin' are what's in store for these Illinois rednecks.
A liquor-swillin', trailer-dwellin', hillbilly sex romp. A white trash bride plots to marry the dimwitted, alcoholic nephew of a septic tank millionaire and kill both. Drinkin', swearin',fightin & fornicatin' are what's in store for these Illinois rednecks.

THE SEARCH FOR RON MIMS

comedy · mack black productions · Ages 18+ · flashing lights · United States
A "one-man" theatrical show, with sprinklings of stand-up, storytelling, and candor. Characters cover the spectrum from your basic Vietnam vet turned "schizo" to Nikola Tesla; with winding tales of mistaken drug deals gone bad, and the experience of being the token white guy.
A "one-man" theatrical show, with sprinklings of stand-up, storytelling, and candor. Characters cover the spectrum from your basic Vietnam vet turned "schizo" to Nikola Tesla; with winding tales of mistaken drug deals gone bad, and the experience of being the token white guy.

YOUR AUTHENTIC SELF

comedy · mixtape theatre · Ages 18+ · world premiere · United States
Georgia has literally lost her ability to laugh. Kyle is worried that whatever took his wife’s sense of humor is also erasing her personality. Enter Dr. Magdalena Popescu, a neurophysinarcissist with the solution - radical measures to recover their authentic selves.
Georgia has literally lost her ability to laugh. Kyle is worried that whatever took his wife’s sense of humor is also erasing her personality. Enter Dr. Magdalena Popescu, a neurophysinarcissist with the solution - radical measures to recover their authentic selves.

FLUFFY BUNNIES IN A FIELD OF DAISIES

comedy · infinite monkey project · Ages 18+ · United States
An upbeat comedy about sexual politics and dating as a group of friends examine their experiences. The result is a happy interaction of stories, sophisticated writing, and impeccable timing. Add a dance number and message – something about consideration and getting real – and we’re ready to rock
An upbeat comedy about sexual politics and dating as a group of friends examine their experiences. The result is a happy interaction of stories, sophisticated writing, and impeccable timing. Add a dance number and message – something about consideration and getting real – and we’re ready to rock