Horny-the Musical

musicals and operas · bryan sapphire arts llc · Ages 12+ · United States of America

world premiere
los angeles
circus
comedic
comedy
hilarious
hollywood
theatre
vaudeville

Social-climbing as quickly as possible away from her mortifyingly bohemian mother into the arms of the most eligible bachelor and heir to the Smitt Family Wineries, Emily is the luckiest girl in the world-until she starts to grow horns right before the wedding.
Her new social circles could never accept such a thing, so she must resolve the problem before her new fiance-not to mention her new mother-in-law-could ever find out. Is it a genetic problem?
Knowing her mother’s sexually free nature, she braces herself for the answer-who is my father?
This simple question unleashes an avalanche of satyrs and nymphs from a different world…party-crashing her high-society wedding rehearsal and upending her carefully-constructed plans with wild debauchery and mayhem.
If that weren’t enough, as prudish Emily’s horns continue to grow, so do new…feelings.

Production Team


* Fringe Veteran